Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Off Kilt

Strange day on Tuesday. Jose showed up for his shift at World Headquarters a day early, and then almost passed out when the wall heater pilot light went out and he spent 45 minutes sucking in gas fumes. I found him looking dazed and confused, like someone clubbed him over the head. He staggered off when he realized he was a day early for work, saying something about "going to take a nap."

Then I almost stabbed the mailman to death when he surprised me when I opened the door.

That would have been a tough one to explain to the local fuzz...
 


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